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Smut Triumphant!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Fenian_Bastard, Jul 10, 2006.

  1. http://www.heraldextra.com/content/view/185530/

    Jeebocrat vandals lose a big one.
     
  2. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    I've got an idea ... instead of trying to remake movies, why don't people just stop watching them? I mean, without a naked Kate Winslett (as listed in the story), Titanic isn't anywhere near as good a movie.
     
  3. TrooperBari

    TrooperBari Active Member

    Smut!
    Give me smut and nothing but
    A dirty novel I can't shut
    If it's uncut
    And unsubt .. tle

    I've never quibbled if it was ribald
    I would devour where others merely nibbled
    As the judge remarked the day that he
    Acquitted my Aunt Hortense
    "To be smut it must be ut-
    Terly without redeeming social importance"

    Por-
    Nographic pictures I adore
    Indecent magazines galore
    I like them more
    If they're hard core

    [spoken] Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties, samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything! More, more, I'm still not satisfied!

    [sung] Stories of tortures
    Used by debauchers
    Lurid, licentious, and vile
    Make me smile
    Novels that pander
    To my taste for candor
    Give me a pleasure sublime
    Let's face it, I love slime

    All books can be indecent books
    Though recent books are bolder
    For filth, I'm glad to say, is in
    The mind of the beholder
    When correctly viewed
    Everything is lewd
    I could tell you things about Peter Pan
    And the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man

    I thrill
    To any book like Fanny Hill
    And I suppose I always will
    If it is swill
    And really fil ... thy

    Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately
    I've got a hobby, rereading Lady Chatterley
    But now they're trying to take it all
    Away from us unless
    We take a stand, and hand in hand
    We fight for freedom of the press
    In other words

    Smut, I love it
    Ah, the adventures of a slut
    Oh, I'm a market they can't glut
    I don't know what
    Compares with smut

    Hip hip hooray
    Let's hear it for the Supreme Court
    Don't let them take it away
     
  4. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Seriously. The only reason I watched Jude was because she was nekkid in that one, too.
     
  5. JR

    JR Active Member

    I'm surprised these thieves made it this far. Blatant disregard for copyright and intellectual property.

    I'd condemn them to a lifetime of Titanic, one bigass awful movie.
     
  6. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    The fucking boat sank in less time than it took to watch that movie.
     
  7. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Yeah, after a while I was just yelling at the screen for both of them to jump into the friggin' water and end all of our suffering.
     
  8. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    This may explain why Wal-Mart doesn't sell edited DVDs. They saw this coming.
     
  9. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Not to threadjack, but someone speculated that Wal-Mart edits their DVDs, since they apparently do it with CDs. The difference, of course, is the musicians and record labels probably give their consent for a "cleaned-up" radio version to be sold in tight-butted stores like the big W.
     
  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I read that thread, too. I agree that's the difference, one is voluntary while the other was never volunteered. Shame on the RIAA for not standing up to the Evil Empire back when it was still an Arkansas mom-and-pop.

    And Tipper Gore, too.
     
  11. tyler durden 71351

    tyler durden 71351 Active Member

    It's a strange double standard too. Wal-Mart sells the edited versions of 50 Cent albums but the unedited version of his bad movie. Same thing with Eminiem and "8 Mile". You can buy "Kill Bill" at Wal-Mart and any other hyper-violent, oversexed movie released in the past few years.
     
  12. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    You can also buy the uncut versions of American Pie, Girl Next Door, et.al.
     
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