SMU women: Not "getting any?"

The elephant in the women's locker room rears its head again.

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/092508dnsposmusuit.18ae935.html

There's a lot in this story I'm just not er... getting ... though.

 

Can't get enough of your love thing -- Barry White



wait. is this the song you are listening to right now thread?

 

There's comedy gold in them thar discrimination lawsuits, not to mention in the comments section.

Besides, I looked it up and don't think anyone here really wants to know the Italian definition of 'Rompola'.

 

So is Mike Dement a merkin?

 

Another bigoted coach who will disgracefully be bounced out on her ass, kicking and screaming the entire way.

 

Colli is pursuing a career as a model?

With those eyebrows, she could be a Spock double.

 

Colli, a 5-9 guard, said she received frequent playing time early in her freshman year but not at the end. She played in 15 games, averaging 6.7 minutes and 1.9 points, according to SMU's sports information office. Colli said stress and extra practice routines that she felt were directed at her caused her to lose 40 pounds, down to 110 at one point.

5-9, 110 - that's kinda hot. Model thin.

This article needs more pictures.

 

Thread is useless without videos.

 

Click the link and scroll down. Hubba hubba.

http://gordonkeith.wordpress.com/

What a waste.

 

A poorly written, hard-to-follow story. Sorry. Alternating between an interview quoting a lawsuit is a bit clunky.

Oh, come on. This lawsuit is yet another perfect storm of crass coach and player who redefines vulnerable. You've got a true freshman seemingly already in a relationship with another team member before the season had started, dropping 40 pounds by the end of the year, going to the athletic director after spending 9 months on campus.

If you were this girl's parent, this is not how you'd want her to draw up her freshman year in college, straight or gay.

 

I think I saw this on a porn video once ...

Isn't this the one where the coach comes in with a buff voice and "punishes" her players when she "catches" them in the shower together in the locker room?