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Smokin' hot wife

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Dick Whitman, Jul 28, 2011.

  1. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

  2. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful son's, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my Red-Hot Smokin' Wife, Carley
  3. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    The only problem I see is that he told a lie.

    I will not be breaking the 9th Commandment in regards to his wife.
  4. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    That's wrong because it's offensive to Catholic priests.
  6. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    What makes you say that?

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  7. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Wow - what was the Rev smokin?
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  8. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    Come on, guys. Go to Gary's if you want to make fun of people's wives.
  9. Maybe you should check out the NASCAR thread.

    Sorry, man but it's embarrassing to me as a southerner and a NASCAR fan.

    It should also be embarrassing to anyone with any semblance of a belief in God (I am not included in the decision).. Thy ask you to come and offer a prayer over the event and that's what you bring? Thankful for Ford, GM, Penske Power and your Smokin' Hot Wife - which might be funny if true (if you're married to Marissa Miller). But the fact your wife is NOT in fact smokin' hot is embarrassing.
    Also this kind of buffoonery reinforces the hick fan shit and hillbilly stereotypes (aka Ricky Bobby) that already stuck to the sport and its fans.

    I won't say they aren't making a mountain out a molehill, but since you asked .. I think it was a lot of things and Awesome is not one them.
  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Dear 220-pound, 8-ounce Baby Jesus .....
  11. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member


    I think CNN should have referenced some of the backlash then, if they were writing about the "mixed reaction." There is no indication in the CNN story of the other side.
  12. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    I don't think it's in anyway controversial, though it is unoriginal. The "smokin' hot wife" line is lifted directly out of "Talladega Nights."
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