"Sloppy Seconds" - What's the worst an ex (or current) has said about you?

Sometimes you have to use two coats of paint when you don't use a good primer.

(Just realized after 4½ years I'm a few posts from 250.)

 

Yes, and I was full of Anticipation. I wasn't sure if that was the right frame of mind to be in, but That's the Way I've Always Heard It Should Be.

 

But she'll never say "You Belong to Me"

 

My first girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't do drugs.

I still don't get that one.

 

Mike, shouldn't the didn't be in italics?

 

That's the most important part of the relationship.

 

What's worse is that her ex-husband tried to tell me he was my Handy Man, comma, comma, comma, comma, comm-comm.

Uh, thanks but no. :-X

 

Why bring James Taylor into this?

 

You've got a friend.

 

You're a quick one, Ross. (Did any girlfriend tell you that one?) I got that one right away.

 

OK, then to be authentic, JJ, do some heroin so you can see fire and you can see rain.

 

I've heard that before, but only with regards to my disdain for foreplay.