Skeletor Endorses Clinton

You mean Coulter has a penis?

 

Ann Coulter does not have a penis.

Ann Coulter has a huge donkey cock.

 

I think Coulter and her ilk feel Clinton as prez might be good for job security. It sure wouldn' hurt her book sales.

 

There's some truth to that. Anyone remember when Garry Trudeau unofficially endorsed GW Bush over John Kerry in '04? His basic reasoning was Bush made for better parody and strip material.

 

Interesting thought. Rush's act has certainly been less high profile these last several years than it was in the mid-1990s. Being a rabble-rousing muckraker isn't a viable schtick when your ilk is running the show.

 

Last year I read a hilarious Penthouse Forum-ish blog about a liberal having rough anal sex with Ann Coulter, her making him scream liberal ideology at her all the while. I would provide a link, but I worry Googling "Ann Coulter anal sex" at work would land me in the unemployment line.

 

NSFW, duh
http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

 

Not with Bea Arthur's di...nah, it's too obvious. The joke, not Bea Arthur's. Oh, to hell with it.
Ann is attempting to be funny here.
Sad, really.

 

You'd never know it hearing the likes of yawn and hondo wail.

 

DING! DING! DING!
I've said it before and I'll say it again...you know that crew votes straight Democrat every time they go in the voting booth. For Ann Coulter to vote for a Republican...that's like the CEO of Exxon voting for Al Gore. Why vote for someone who will directly impact how you earn a living?
Plus, they can bash Hillary all they want and not have to worry about going too far. One of them says something about Obama that goes too far racially and that's it.

 

He's much more subdued, now . . . and not just when he's kissing Dick Cheney's ass.

 

Where's Trouser Buddha when you need him?