sj tourists

I'm just shocked that it was decided that we should use the blue font to differentiate sarcasm from our other postings.

 

They want to be a part of a dying industry.

 

Indeed. Terms like twatwaffle, fetid tubes of flesh (or was it flesh in fetid water?), and fucktard would never have entered the lexicon before I ventured here.

 

Douchenozzle.

 

Good sarcasm should never need a blue font.

But some people who read it need it in blue.

Fetid tubes of rotting flesh soaking in a malodorous swill (or very similar).

 

Without Cadet (who to be fair, is in this business) we would have never gotten the term butterflied penis.

 

Does the sun ever shine in jersey?

 

I'll be in the business soon, soon as the Plain-Dealer calls back.

 

And while we're waiting, newspaper circulation spikes to an all-time high in 2008.

 

What about assclown, you bunch of assclowns?! I brought the fucking word to the site, and it never gets any love! It's the Mikey of SJ insults!

 

Good point. Could you go club the Pats fan boy over in Sports and News with it?