SJ.com Stadium

I would hope... but since the FREE water fountains are tucked away in the corner of new parks, where most people can't find them... yeah, that could be you...

 

I can't wait to see the Prancing Billy Jumbotron

 

Fuck the free ones. People will pay to drink of my sparkling waters.

 

I could live with knowing that.

 

Pho-real presents the 2006 season of Tahoe Asshats football.

 

We would need a flashy brochure or maybe even a website that outlines the all the attributes of our stadium.

Welcome to SportsJournalists.com Stadium, located a mere 15 minutes from Tahoe.
As you begin your walk to SportsJournalists.com Stadium, from the convenient Ryan Sonner multi-level, multi-functional, unmatched parking deck, you first approach the famed Walk of Charmions, which features the first of three Bubbler bubblers, reasonably priced artistic drinking and wading fountains.
After the Walk of Charmions, you will arrive at a crossroads with a very tough decision to make. Do you take Anal Alley, with its vendors offering fetid tubes of flesh served in a vat of malodorous swill? Or will it be the second path, which takes you to Bunny Pancake Pavilion, which features a plethora of merchandise branded with unrecognizable logos? Really, you can't go wrong, Charlie Brown.
No matter which path you chose, both lead to the spectacular Fnord Family Fun Zone, located just outside the Boots Backdoor Entry gates.
Upon entering SportsJournalists.com Stadium, you will no doubt be astounded by the number of restaurants and concession areas along the Pickle Juice Breezeway. From the Baked Chicken Bar and Grill to the Douchenozzle Beer Stand, there's something to satisfy every appetite. For fans who take their stadium food seriously, we suggest Patty's Grill. One of Patty's trained chef's will get the meal started for you and then you're asked to take over and finish on her grill. Please note, however, that over indulgence at the Douchenozzle Beer Stand isn't tolerated and fans who become unruly will be escorted by the Starman Stadium Security Team to one of the state-of-the-art holding cells located within the Sauronolopack Courthouse. There you will be able to see and hear other fans taunting and ridiculing you for your massive flameout, but will be unable to respond.
For those who arrive at the stadium early, guided tours of the four-seat Mitch Albom-Mike Lupica non-Working Media Press Area, the 600-seat F'n Stud Press box and the A-T-M Entertainment Room are available. All three offer a spectacular view of SportsJournalists.com Stadium's crown jewel -- Asshat Field.
Asshat Field, constructed over a period of three years by members of the Bush administration, who were working on a six-month contract, features a revolutionary synthetic surface known as Pho-Real Grass.
As game time approaches, be sure to keep an eye on the south endzone, where the teams will enter Asshat Field from Cunniligis Cove, located under the bleachers.
We do hope you enjoy your experience at SportsJournalists.com Stadium, and remember to take advantage of both "8 Second Warnings" to visit the numerous Whoredom Trickling Restrooms, marked with the male and female troll symbols.

EDIT: Forgot one of my favorites. Had to add it in.

 

All the SportsJournalists.com inside jokes in one post. Extremely impressive work.

SportsJournalists.com Award Committee, please save this post for Post of the Year consideration.

 

Solid work, Dog.

 

We might as well shut down this site now. We have reached the pinnacle.

 

Every 3,000 posts or so, I'll bang out a decent one.

 

So was that for the first 3,000 or the second?

 

I'm counting this for the second 3,000 and any one of the Wedding Crashers thread posts for the first.

That means y'all have about 2,900 posts of pure bullshit coming.