SJ.com Christmas Party:knock twice and come inside... (running Xmas thread)

Starts at 5 eastern and runs through tomorrow... Come as you are, dress up, dress down. Only thing you need to bring is your civility and leave partisan politics and/or troll bashing at the door.

So think of this as your running Christmas thread...

Me? I'm bringing Ro-tel dip with Velveeta and sausage. Oh, and a bottle of Gentleman Jack. Maybe some of KG's Christmas cookies if you are good.

 

I've got Fat Tire and chocolate chip muffins, maybe some Hershey's Kisses in red and green foil.

 

Your date old enough to drink Fat Tire or you and Stan going solo?

 

I'm going grocery shopping at Walmart tonight. Need me to pick something up?

 

Stan's bringing a girl cat, and lots of porn for our perverts.

I'm solo, baby! (unless somebody volunteers)

 

Proveably and demonstrably hot chicks?

 

Just bought a liter of Absolut and 2 bottles of Pinot Grigio to bring to my sister's tomoorrow.
Doesn't mean I can't tap into it now.

 

Pall, I went to a bar last night that had 25 cent, 10-ounze Miller Lights. You would have loved it.

Oh, and I'll bring some Disaronno to go with the desserts. I can take chickie if she'll have me.

 

Chickie is already here!

 

Where was that, dreu? If it's within the continental United States, I'll make plans to check it out.

 

Oh, I'll have you, unless there's a better offer

 

I'll be your date, babay!