SJ.com: Breaking up less marriages than World of Warcraft!

As was mine. And he was a loser.

 

Mine was too, if you're talking about Women Only Wrestling.

 

I have a good friend who lost her husband to this game as well. She knew it was over when she went shopping at Victoria's Secret, bought a pair of stiletto heels and waited for him to come home from work.

He kissed her, went upstairs and played from 6 pm until 3 am. They officially divorced in October. Anyone interested in a church going 33-year-old woman who makes about $2 mill a year and has an Erin Andrews-like build should send me references because she's available.

 

Does that mean it'll take 1,000 years before Mike gets laid?

 

I have an uncle who is a computer programmer. He was always into the latest games and got me into Doom, Warcraft, Starcraft, etc.
Before the Internet got huge, he and his buddies would go into the office and play multiplayer games over an in-office network.
I asked him about WOW last year and he got as serious as I've ever seen him.
"Don't play that game. NEVER play that game. It will suck you in and ruin your life."
I've taken his advice.

 

[shudders]

I would not try WOW for the same reason I would not try crack. With the additional motivation that my wife had a previous relationship largely ruined by the guy's WOW addiction and she'd murder me if she so much as saw the box in our house.