Sitting in the Vegas airport - bored, need help

I don't want to play the slots and I am stuck here for another two hours. A four-hour layover in all.

Any ideas?

They do have a few perks such as free wireless and a "recharging station" where they have like 20 plug ins. It's nice.

 

Go down the escalator, crawl on the snake or turtle artwork and act like you're riding a buckin' bronco.

 

The worst part was my layover is so long that I had to go pick my bags up and recheck them. Then when we were in the security line some lady started screaming and all the TSA people started rushing toward the baggage carousels. I'm not sure what happened, though.

 

Drink.

Heavily.

 

Also, in a shocking development, they have turned on the NHL and turned the sound up in my terminal.

I guess they were banking on the fact the 7 people that still give a shit about hockey would be in the C terminal in Vegas.

 

I think I'm still drunk from last night.

But the thought has crossed my mind.

 

For that comment, I wish you a much longer layover!

 

Either buy a TV show on ITunes or log on to Hulu.com and find a show to watch. That's gotten me through my layovers. Worse case, if there's enough time, take a bus to the strip and go grab some food at a buffet. Yummy.

If that doesn't work, you could always go find some of the Mexicans handing out escort cards and....well you get the picture.

 

If you're flying Southworst, act really obnoxious and see if you can get on "Airline."

 

Four-hour layover? Just enough time to leave the airport and visit Olympic Gardens.

 

Yes, there's free wireless at the airport.

Just don't let the kids see you watching porn.

 

Go up the down elevator. People love that.