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Sitting in small airport: What to do?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by FuerteJ, Dec 26, 2006.

  1. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    Is it City Airlines?
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Start praying to Allah. Watch the hilarity ensue.
  3. FuerteJ

    FuerteJ Active Member

    Don't know that one. but a passenger with a dog just sat down next to me. Weird.
  4. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

  5. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    That's just wrong.
  6. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Go rub one out in the bathroom.
  7. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    The Home Improvement episode, " 'Twas the Flight Before Christmas," just began. It's about Tim and Al becoming stranded in a small airport.
  8. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Play Fashion Police. That always makes the time go for me ...
  9. FuerteJ

    FuerteJ Active Member

    But funny. Well, at least in this terminal it is. Especially since I'm wearing my mezzuzah necklace right now.
  10. Ledbetter

    Ledbetter Active Member

    Heading to the bowl game already?
  11. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Walk up to the ticket counter with box cutters in each hand and ask if there's a problem with you bringing them on board.
  12. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Then, it's settled.

    Open your luggage, pull out something that looks like a mat (maybe a big sweater, or something), take off your shoes, face east ... and begin.

    We want full situation reports every 15 minutes, to include the number of stares, cursing passers-by, police who respond, length of any delays, etc.
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