Sitting in small airport: What to do?

Is it City Airlines?

 

Start praying to Allah. Watch the hilarity ensue.

 

Don't know that one. but a passenger with a dog just sat down next to me. Weird.

 

That's just wrong.

 

Go rub one out in the bathroom.

 

The Home Improvement episode, " 'Twas the Flight Before Christmas," just began. It's about Tim and Al becoming stranded in a small airport.

 

Play Fashion Police. That always makes the time go for me ...

 

But funny. Well, at least in this terminal it is. Especially since I'm wearing my mezzuzah necklace right now.

 

Heading to the bowl game already?

 

Walk up to the ticket counter with box cutters in each hand and ask if there's a problem with you bringing them on board.

 

Then, it's settled.

Open your luggage, pull out something that looks like a mat (maybe a big sweater, or something), take off your shoes, face east ... and begin.

We want full situation reports every 15 minutes, to include the number of stares, cursing passers-by, police who respond, length of any delays, etc.