Sir, your commitment is commendable, but I implore you to reconsider ...

Just saw a note in SI (and sorry if I'm dbing this) about MLB issuing licensing rights for MLB team logo caskets. Do you really want to have a Cubs logo in the box with you for eternity?

 

Would that be redundant -- death with the Cubs?

 

Good God! Why would a Cubs fan do that? They'd be cursed for eternity.

 

The Cubs were the first team that came to mind ...

 

Can you get a throw back casket?

The Seattle Pilots

 

Would the caskets be home colors or away colors? :-\

 

If they did this for hockey, I bet Whalers fans would be dying to get'em [/rimshot]

 

Maple Leafs Sports and Entertainment has just discovered a new revenue stream.

 

Can we have a "Coffin Corner" for football?

 

Wonder if team executives will be given miniatures to put on their desks beside the replica helmets?

 

Is this better than the KISS coffins that the band came out with a few years ago?

 

I would consider being buried in a KC Royals casket....



...at least that way I'd know for sure I'll always remain 6 feet under.