Simple Life: LA County Jail

Indeed, a well deserved applause.

 

One of the girls I work with told me that the most boring tape she'd ever seen.

 

It cracked me up that the judge denied work release.

Like she's worked a day in her life.

 

No Martha actually had a vacation at ClubFed while we paid for it.

Paris is going to a Los Angeles County Women's prison. This is not a place I would even want to get locked up in.

But they will probably send her on suicide watch to have her removed from the general population.


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THE SIMPLE LIFE COUNTY JAIL.

Special Guest Joe Francis.
Executive Produced by Mark Brunette
Distributed by Mantra Films.

 

The insipid little Dutch man ought to be put on beet-picking or rock-breaking detail, or do nothing but write one column headlines for six weeks.

 

Perhaps she can call her old friend, Lizzie Grubman, for some jail-survival tips.

 

Judge should have said, "Sure, right here on this contempt of court citation. Bang, zoom, you get 30 days too, bitch."

 

I bet Paris Hilton turns out like Britney Spears after this.

 

Right. She most certainly will emerge from jail as a fat, bald, trailer-trash hillbilly with a pair of slobbering infants and a couple of deadbeat ex-husbands.

 

Mr. Federline is proving to be the rock in that relationship.... whoda thunk it.

 

Sadly, this will help her career... Don't ask me why, but it will...

 

I meant with how the public looks down upon her after she was so highly regarded (I use that term loosely)