Sick pussy

This link has been up for over two and a half hours and nobody's said "I thought this thread was about Brittney Spears" yet. : ;D

 

So what took you so long?

 

I can't believe this thread's been up for three hours and nobody's commented on the uncomfortable juxtapositioning of a sick cat and a guy named Chef.

 

For $200, you ought to get a healthy pussy

 

try udder balm.... oh, never mind. it's for a cat.

 

Bastards

 

Are You Being Served?

 

Back when my wife and I first started dating, her cat got really sick. The vet gave her saline that had to be administered via IV into the cat.

The next day we're over at my house watching football with my roommates. The game ends, I stand up and say "Okay, let's go hydrate the kitty." To this day my buddies laugh about that saying.

(The cat, btw, is still doing fine.)

 

Dead.
To.
Kitty.

 

My cat had the same thing a little while ago. Cost about $110 between the vet and medication. Depending on how good your cat is, you may want to wear long sleeves while administering.

 

How is feeding the cat Coors going to help?