SI Swimsuit 2013: Welcome to TigerVols' Nightmare

You are aware that Hannah Davis isn't actually small enough to rest on the "d" in Sports Illustrated, right?

She's taller than you.

 

Did not know that. But her frame is more to my liking.

 

Since you don't have a chance with any of them anyway, what's the harm in looking? I mean, 5-11 or 5-2 makes no difference if that's all youi're doing anyway, right?

For what it's worth, I had no idea how tall Kate Upton is before this thread. Nor did I care.

 

But I like looking at 5-2 women more than 5-11 women.

 

Apparently, that didn't stop you from admiring Hannah Davis.

 

What is too big?

 

She's shaped like a 5-2 woman, though.

If I saw her walking around, it'd be different.

 

Kate Upton.

 

What difference would it make if she was 5'2 or 7'2 if she was riding you like Ron Turcotte rode Secretariat?

 

If Ron Turcotte were 7-2, Secretariat would have collapsed and been put down on the track.

 

Again: I wouldn't turn her down, in my single days. In a vacuum.

But I would turn her down if the choice was between Kate Upton, Mila Kunis, and, say, an Oregon cheerleader.

 

U nfortunately, Turcott's rides on Secretariat were over in about two minutes and change.