Should I be pissed or not?

Explain the Comet Bomb, please.

 

You put a fire cracker in a thing of Comet. It goes everywhere and if you try to use water to clean it up it gets worse. Not realizing what it is, most people use water as a first attempt to clean it up.

I wouldn't suggest using a fire cracker at work, but you can always just dump the entire bottle of comet around her desk when nobody's looking.

Not that I or my mother ever Comet bombed girls we didn't like in our respective dorms.

 

So it doesnt have to blow up. Just the fact they don't know it is Comet makes it hell to clean. Got it. Great idea.

 

First a hellacious knockout punch and now this. I truly am in love.

 

Now that's a family tradition for the ages.

*wipes tear from eye*

 

Hahaha! You just made my Valentine's Day :-* :-* :-* :-*

 

No no. You made mine.

 

The natural response to coffee stains is tea-bagging the offender.

 

I'm not getting your question, then.

You're implying that an e-mail to the higher-ups would put this guy's butt in a vise?

So what's the problem?

 

Most people would be reluctant to be thought of by their co-workers as a rat.

 

I don't understand any of this. You're either pissed or not. And if she's throwing stuff she's not doing her job. Are you all in your 20s?

I don't know what you should do about it, other than find a new job.

 

It may not be well understood here -- not because of the people, but because readers can't get the same effect -- but I have a little saying for times like this:

Fuck 'er, feed 'er fish heads.