Should I be pissed? Because I am!!!

Big buck is shot dead
Mustang assaults editor
This ain't ending well

Or...

Record buck is news
Keep armed rednecks away from
the sports department

 

Can Seventeen points
Really be the state record?
Venison jerky!

 

Deer murdered, so News
Deer pulls groin running, it's Sports
Deer recipe, Food

 

I work in Georgia. If someone told me I didn't have to do anymore stories about killing animals for "sport", I'd buy them a bag of skittles and a coke.

I understand the need for content. Been there many times. But hunting is not a sport unless the deer gets a gun too or if you take away the hunter's gun and give him antlers.

 

Teen bags record deer
Reporter leaps on carcass
Mustang hollers foul

 

Birdscribe is laughing
At Frankie R having fun
At Rook's misfortune

 

New deerhead guidelines
Ex will post in his newsroom
Then, watch shit hit fan

 

A writer was down on his luck
then learned of a 17-point buck
He wanted the story
But the boss in her glory
Told him to go get fucked

 

Excellent.

 

Indeed, and not the first spaceman limerick. He has a gift for them.

 

Spnited said it best. If you don't have an outdoors column or page, don't worry about it. I think what you're more upset about is that a new editor told you to cover the preps. I would be miffed to, but shake it off.

 

Want Khartoum to show?
If you dis penultimate,
His wrath you will meet.