Shoes are better than sex???!!!

Too slippery on certain floors. One wrong move, you're halfway into the oven.

 

I don't really wear all that much makeup. Seems silly to keep buying stuff I won't use just cause it's pretty

 

Tell that to my purse collection.

Of course, I'm getting ready to part with many of my darlings at a yard sale in a couple weeks. As a reward for giving up a bunch (say, 15 or so), I bought myself a new one Saturday.

 

I'm cleaning mine out later today. There's a bunch of them I haven't used in years (The Hello Kitty one). Purging is awesome though, cause you get to buy more

 

So are you two gonna have lesbian sex and post it for SportsJournalists.commers?

 

I'm about to run a bunch of stuff, including some shoes and purses, up to Goodwill. Something about moving brings about a full cleansing.

And the opportunity to try all-new malls when I get to Connecticut.

 

Did the Goodwill thing last weekend. Three bags full!

 

I've got 10, and more to come. Course most of mine are full of my fat clothes.

 

I'm certain TBF won't appreciate being called a charity case.

 

Sweet. We're yard sale folks. Well, at least until baby tbf came along. We enjoy a 6 a.m. start.

 

I've never tried to stick it in a shoe, but I'm nothing if not open-minded. I wonder if it feels like apple pie.

 

Wait ... there's a 6 that you wake up to? Whoa.