Shoes are better than sex???!!!

Wow, now I feel like going shopping for some heels... you ladies make that experience sound way too enjoyable.

 

Oh, I can.

 

It is, it is.

I'm excited because I'm doing a power-shopping girls-day tomorrow, which includes my first-ever trip to an H&M and just my second trip (and first with more than $20) to Sephora. Ladies, recommendations? ;D

 

Oooooooooooh Sephora!

I love my MAC Lip Glass lip gloss. So shiny.

http://www.maccosmetics.com/templates/products/sp.tmpl?ngextredir=1&CATEGORY_ID=CATEGORY15112&PRODUCT_ID=PROD1438

 

The Mid-American Conference makes lip gloss? It must be horribly underrated.

 

Only in your head.

And it will take absolutely amazing off-the-charts sex to ever top the experience of getting my Betsey Johnson shoes for under $80.

 

Now I understand why you love them so much, sc.

 

Threads like this are great because they spell out the chasmic difference between the sexes. Women love to hunt the perfect pair of shoes in lieu of sex, and guys love to hunt the perfect woman for sex without caring one iota about what shoes cover her feet.

 

I'm glad my wife isn't crazy for shoes.

 

Anytime a girl can land $300 shoes for less than a third of that, it is an amazing life experience.

 

The best shoes are the ones pointed at the ceiling.

 

But you could find three scrawny, tattooed rodeo cowboys for that, SC.