Shoes are better than sex???!!!

at least in the opinion of the first person they talked to for this article...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/08/11/lw.better.than.sex/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

rest of article snipped... all about how some natural highs can be better than sex.

 

Depends on the shoes...and the sex.

 

NO OUTING SPORTSCHICK!

 

WFW.

 

Shoes would be more a certainty, at the very least.

 

Ditto.

 

Right...but it's not just the shoes, dools.

It's the hunt. It's finding that PERFECT pair of shoes when you had no idea exactly what you were looking for, just that you were looking for something. It's putting them on with that outfit for the first time and knowing you look sexy and strong and confident and amazing.

It's standing in front of the mirror, turning 18 different ways, imagining that shoe with jeans and trousers and skirts and minis and everything else. What bag will you carry? Shoes are the base of every great outfit. And finding a perfect pair makes everything else pale in comparison.






Unless it's really great sex.

 

Yea, shoes are better than sex most of the timee, and partially for the reasons IJAG listed. Also because they're much more lasting than a sex session. I can wear the world's most fantastic pair of shoes a hundred times, maybe more if I have them resoled. A great sex session . . . well, once it's over, it's over. I can talk about how great it was, but I can't recreate that exact same feeling.

 

Yup.

 

That's exactly how I felt when I bought the ones I'm wearing right now.

 

Don't you get really angry if it's not?

 

It pisses me off, yes. I mean, the entire world should be there for my taking.

I'm currently playing "The World Should Revolve Around Me" by Little Jackie.