Sherwood Schwartz RIP

The Globetrotters will make a special guest appearance during the visitation.

 

As much as he screwed his cast members out of residuals, I doubt there'll be too many people sending flowers, except maybe for Dawn Wells.

 

WCV, maybe you know this: what did Sherwood do once the Brady Bunch mutations ended, other than rack up riches?

 

He insisted that he be paid in single dollar bills, with which he filled an Olympic-sized swimming pool and made money angels (like snow angels) in bed with Swedish models pouring cash all over him while he laughed like DeNiro in the movie theater during the remake of "Cape Fear."

 

Greatest clip ever ...

God bless a man who gifted us so much cheese.

 

The greatest was the guest appearance by Wes Parker on the Brady Bunch. Who deserves a cameo more than a career .267 hitter with 64 home runs in 4,835 plate appearances and a career ops of .726? Jim Lefevre must have been busy that week.

 

Chick Hearn, Scatman Crothers and Martin Landau ... together at last!

Parker actually retired from baseball at age 32 to become an actor.

 

Carol Brady's crabs story killed him.

 

There will be a dinner following his funeral. Yes... pork chops and applesauce.

 

He was killed when he was hit in the nose with a football.

 

I heard the real Sherwood Schwartz was killed in the parking lot at the studio during the first season of the Brady Bunch, and they just replaced him with an identical Sherwood. No one knew the difference.

 

Schwartz has been compensating his whole life for the fact that he was between his two brothers and was never good at anything.