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She lost her virginity twice

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by The Big Ragu, Aug 10, 2006.

  1. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Boots would be in heaven if ...
  2. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Post of the day, right there ...
  3. Flash

    Flash Guest

    I wondered the same issue when I was typing 'clitorises.' Clitorii?
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Poor Andrew Dice Clay. This woman renders his whole act obsolete.

    "Two tits two holes and a heartbeat, that's all I need."
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Just so we can get it out of the way... Who's going to make the 16-second joke?
  6. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Speaking of holes ...

    I was in a group with four other guys at a real classy joint in San Antonio a few years back when a chick who'd just wiped her chin from blowing my buddy by the pool table looks at us and says, "I've got three holes and two hands, I'll take you all home right now."

    No. Shit.
  7. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    You're far too kind. I was cringing in anticipation of the four-second joke.  :D

    Edit: Note to self: If 3Bags ever invites me to a party, ACCEPT!!!
  8. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Damn. That girl makes me look chaste.
  9. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Yeah. She was a really nice girl.  :eek:
  10. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    The funniest part about the whole thing was this kid in the group. I was sitting in a chair and he was standing behind me to my left.

    When she propositioned us, he started stuttering and began to tap me on the shoulder and mutter, "three_bags, call a cab. three_bags, call a cab."
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Tell us the truth.

    The nickname "Three Bags Full" was hers, wasn't it?
  12. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Soda, meet keyboard. Keyboard, meet soda.
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