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She hid the gun ... where!?!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Jan 8, 2014.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife was arrested after pointing a pistol at her current boyfriend.

    A pistol she'd hidden in her vagina.

    A pistol she'd hidden in her vagina and aimed at him after an argument about aliens.

  2. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    Is Plaxico Burress single? They'd be such a cute couple. Maybe they'd have a passel of snub-nose Derringers.
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    This is a terrible thread title because immediately after reading it, I knew exactly where she'd hidden it.
  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    I actually need to change it. The Atlantic got the story wrong. She didn't hide it there, she was using it as a sex toy in front of her boyfriend before she aimed it at him.
  5. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Who needs a silver bullet when you can have a silver Smith & Wesson.
  6. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Unsafe sex toy
  7. Flip Wilson

    Flip Wilson Well-Known Member

    "Hey, is that a gun in your coochie or are you just glad to see me?"
  8. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Was it a revulva?
  9. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    No, it was a Clit .45.
  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    You'll shoot your vag out.
  11. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    That's gold, right there.
  12. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    If you ban vaginas, only criminals will have vaginas.
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