Shawshank in real life ...

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/12/17/jail.escape.ap/index.html

Apparently, these guys saw 'The Shawhank Redemption' before going away. And, apparently, their warden did not.

"ELIZABETH, New Jersey (AP) -- Two inmates escaped from a county jail, hiding the holes they made in the walls by putting up photos of bikini-clad women, officials said."

 

That's goddamn right.

 

What say you there, fussy-britches? Feel like talking? Naw, of course not. Why should she be any different? This is a conspiracy, that's what this is ... One big, damn CONSPIRACY! And everyone's in on it, including her ...



Done from memory.

 

Get busy living, or get busy dying

 

Upon reading this story, Bill Simmons became fully erect.

 

Where is Ellis Redding when we need him?

 

Why? Which Celtic/Red Sox/Patriot/Bruin was the poster of?

 

He got busy livin'.


on cue.

 

Would be funnier to me if the jail that they escaped from wasn't less than 7 miles from the Webster house.

 

Probably drinking daiquiris on the beach at Zihuatanejo.

 

PRISON BITCHES VOTE YEA!

 

I had some friends that used to live in a town where a large state prison was located. Asked them about it, and they said they weren't concerned, because if someone escaped they'd be trying to get far far away