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Shark Themed Sunday/Monday Golf Headlines

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Deeper_Background, Jul 19, 2008.

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  1. spinning27

    spinning27 New Member

    Great White H-Open
     
    spinning27, Jul 19, 2008
    #13
  2. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    See above. PLEASE tell me you don't work at a newspaper.
     
    Moderator1, Jul 19, 2008
    #14
  3. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Blood in the Water?

    No?

    How about "Choking dog back after 12-year lapse in relevance"?
     
    Steak Snabler, Jul 19, 2008
    #15
  4. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member


    I don't know. Unless my memory is fuzzy, I recall "Norman Conqest" being a very popular headline choice 15-20 years ago.
     
    BTExpress, Jul 19, 2008
    #16
  5. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Will you run it above a picture of Chris Evert?
     
    Batman, Jul 19, 2008
    #17
  6. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Nice!

    I was thinking about this. I thought about Shark attack, but I may do something like turning back time as a kicker or some crap like that with a smaller head underneath.
     
    Bob Slydell, Jul 19, 2008
    #18
  7. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    Headline for tomorrow's paper: Fin in the water
     
    da man, Jul 19, 2008
    #19
  8. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Down, Under and Back
     
    DanOregon, Jul 19, 2008
    #20
  9. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Well-Known Member

    The Shark remerges to win British

    The Shark rips British from Choi

    The Shark bags new wife...and title (weak shit)
     
    D-3 Fan, Jul 19, 2008
    #21
  10. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    I realize no one uses them, but AP's headlines are simply horrendous.

    That said, I'm pretty sure yesterday's was "Choi To The World."
     
    Trey Beamon, Jul 20, 2008
    #22
  11. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    SI.com used that today. I'm guessing they're sitting on a "Shark Tale" headline if he wins.
     
    Oz, Jul 20, 2008
    #23
  12. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    We ended up going with "Shark goes in for kill at British Open"
    We used "Shark attack" after round one and "Blast from the past" after round two, so we're running out of cliches and puns.
     
    Batman, Jul 20, 2008
    #24
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