Sh*t, how far would you go to see a naked woman?

Nicely played.

 

Geez, can't perverts at least be original?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/22/peeping-tom-hid-in-porta-potty-tank_n_881945.html

 

I remembered this from the National Lampoon. July 1975:

• Charles V. Cunningham of Milwaukee was found by police after spending almost two days in an outdoor toilet. He was taken to Menomonee Falls Community Hospital suffering from exposure. The police said he was trying to commit suicide.
Workers in Menomonee County Park found Cunningham standing in about one foot of human waste in the woman's outhouse. His head was below the toilet seat. He was found after two children heard his cries for help. He was dressed only in some women's undergarments.
At first, Cunningham told police that someone had stuffed him down the toilet. Later he admitted he was trying to commit suicide. The police theorized that Cunningham thought he would drown in the contents of the toilet. But after he squeezed into the toilet through the hole, he couldn't get out, although he told the police that he tried.
Police and park workers got him out of the toilet through a trap door in the rear, usually used to clean out the contents.
None could remember a suicide attempt like this. "If I were to commit suicide, I would have dived in," one officer said.
Cunningham was a Huber prisoner in the Milwaukee House of Detention, which had reported him missing. Police said he would not be charged with anything.
Waukesha Daily Freeman (T. Pankrantz and M. Toepfer); (K, Marrone)

Edit: Failed to clarify that this was in the "True Facts" section, which was painstakingly vetted by John Bendel.

 

Found a picture from his childhood:
<img src="http://billsmovieemporium.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/vlcsnap-2010-09-12-20h17m40s111.jpg">

 

That was right around the time he disappeared from "Happy Days," and now we know why. He left Milwaukee in shame.

 

Poops, he did it again. (Or someone else did.)

Man accused of crawling in outhouse pit, again

 

He did it again seven years ago?

 

Hey, someone tricked me!

 

Not as far as the guy who filmed Erin Andrews, and not as far as the guy in the septic tank either.