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Sh*t, how far would you go to see a naked woman?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Rusty Shackleford, Jul 8, 2013.

  1. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford Active Member

    The beauty of that thread title is that the first word could be used at both the beginning or end of the sentence and be just as appropriate to this story.

    Why do people do things like this when there's an entire internet of porn a click away?


    Man covered in poo found watching women from a septic tank.
  2. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    First thought was Florida or Ohio???
  3. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    I have never seen a self-congratulatory sentence about the thread title to start a post before.
  4. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    A better defense would have been that a family bought him as a pet and then decided not to keep him, a la a New York sewer system alligator ...
  5. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Well I did watch the unrated version of that new Justin Timberlake video.
  6. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Clearly, he'd already seen 2 Girls, 1 Cup and wanted to live out the fantasy.
  7. Stoney

    Stoney Well-Known Member

    "I was flushed down the toilet by a mean lady" may be the greatest bad excuse I've ever heard.
    Hokie_pokie likes this.
  8. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    100 Girls, 1 Tank
    Hokie_pokie likes this.
  9. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    RickStain thought she was a 6. The rest of us could only see the number 2.
    schiezainc likes this.
  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    100 girls, 100 number ones, approximately 35 number twos. Plus a few farts.
    Hokie_pokie likes this.
  11. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    If you're going to self-congratulate, at least get it right: "How much shit would you take to see a woman naked?"
    Hokie_pokie likes this.
  12. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    He was the Tidy Bowl man
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