Sex with Sharapova: Shh!

You're right. I misplaced the reference. Murphy's "Raw" was classic, but "Delirious" was far better.

 

Was it Rock's line in ''82. I see from IMDB he was in that movie. Just trying to figure out who stole from who.

 

No, it was Eddie's line. Rock stole it from him (I don't remember him saying it though).

 

Personally I've always prefered Hingis

 

Good. I never liked Rock and I love Murphy's stuff from the '80s.

 

Maybe to get her in the grunting mood she needs to be dressed up in a white tennis mini-skirt outfit with some wristbands, a full sweat going, and...uh...I'll be back in a few minutes...

 

Let's be honest here: Does it really surprise anyone that a rich, beautiful, snobby woman without much personality would be pretty disappointing in bed?

Sharapova has been pampered and told what to do -- and told that she is wonderful at everything --since she was about seven years old. I suspect the reverse cowboy wasn't part of her coursework at the Bolliteri Tennis Academy.

Although, just to be clear, I'd rather listen to Maria make dead frog noises for an hour than listen to any Maroon 5 song for 30 seconds.