Sex scandal, Canadian style

See, I never know when to use 'putz' or go for the jugular and use 'schmeckel.'

To me, and correct me if I'm wrong:
putz=idiot
schmeckel=very small
schlong=very big.

 

Beard = Fake girlfriend.

It covers up the man's true sexuality just like a beard covers the face.

 

But my all time favourite is "putz mit augen"

 

I can't believe there aren't animals involved in this.

 

Like beavers?

 

Margaret Wente, a Globe columnist, sums up the entire tawdry affair

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/opinions/being-bad-in-toronto-the-good/article1463584/

The reason Mr. Giambrone is unfit to be mayor is not that he is horny. Nor is it that he two-timed his loyal live-in girlfriend with a buxom 20-year-old party girl named Kristen Lucas, who cheerily spilled her story – and her awesome cleavage – to the media. The reason is that he's an idiot. Did he learn nothing from Tiger Woods? The moral of that story ought to be engraved on the cellphones of cheaters everywhere: Whatever else you do, don't have text with that woman!

I'm not a big Wente fan but she pretty much nails it.

As she says, not only is the guy an idiot but he's a cad

 

Thanks Yankee Fan.

Fake GF. Shit, might as well call them booty calls and mistresses.

Having a fake GF is like borrowing a Maserati and fronting it as your own.