Sex is funny

So I'm sitting down on my afternoon train, and a woman in front of me is reading a book. I normally don't read over anyone's shoulder, but the lines I caught on the fly made me not want to stop -- because it was some of the worst writing I've ever seen, all the funnier because it was all about sexxxxxxin'. Fortunately, the woman reading this book held it an angle where I could sit normally and see what she was reading.

I believe the scene was supposed to be a swingers' club. Here are a few samples:

"'Lay you ass down underneath me and eat my pussy while I teabag those casaba nuts.'"

"His dick hung limp in disappointment. His nuts were drained."

"He probably didn't have any more sperms to ejaculate after his Big O with the Queen."

Sperms?

 

Finally, someone who read the Arod book.

 

nice...

 

That's an A-bomb... for 21!

 

What's a casaba nut?

 

Was the woman reading it hot?
What was the title of the book?

 

Just google casaba and orgy. How many hits can you possible get?

 

That made me laugh. Well-played.

 

I'm at work.

 

A casaba, technically, is a melon, not a nut. Though maybe you don't your nuts to look like this:

 

Or your melons.