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Sex is funny

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bob Cook, Jun 11, 2009.

  1. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    So I'm sitting down on my afternoon train, and a woman in front of me is reading a book. I normally don't read over anyone's shoulder, but the lines I caught on the fly made me not want to stop -- because it was some of the worst writing I've ever seen, all the funnier because it was all about sexxxxxxin'. Fortunately, the woman reading this book held it an angle where I could sit normally and see what she was reading.

    I believe the scene was supposed to be a swingers' club. Here are a few samples:

    "'Lay you ass down underneath me and eat my pussy while I teabag those casaba nuts.'"

    "His dick hung limp in disappointment. His nuts were drained."

    "He probably didn't have any more sperms to ejaculate after his Big O with the Queen."

  2. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Finally, someone who read the Arod book.
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

  4. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    That's an A-bomb... for 21!
  5. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    What's a casaba nut?
  6. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Was the woman reading it hot?
    What was the title of the book?
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Just google casaba and orgy. How many hits can you possible get?
  8. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

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  9. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    That made me laugh. Well-played.
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  10. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    I'm at work.
  11. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    A casaba, technically, is a melon, not a nut. Though maybe you don't your nuts to look like this:

  12. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    Or your melons.
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