Sex for 100 consecutive days

I'm wondering if I didn't accomplish that with my first long-term girlfriend in college. I think only Aunt Flo prevented an entire calendar year straight, it seems

 

I'm gonna gouge out your eyes & skull-fuck you!


TBF - Given your avatar, I'm surprised you didn't put that one up already!

 

Hey everyone, I just had sex for 100 days in a row ....






... and boy are my arms tired.

 

They have ointment for that but I'm sure that comes as no surprise to you.

 

Ben gay?

 

If that what keeps you going, then it is Ben Gay. You want me to make a wise assed remark by saying use Gay Ben but come on Ace, that one is too easy. You can do better. You usually do.

 

Don't blame the setup man, boots.

 

Ace, does that make you the Kyle Farnsworth of SportsJournalists.com?

 

Boots, Ace, Have you two been screwing with each other for 100 consecutive* days yet?


*I was going to type "straight" but a copy editor caught it.

 

I guess so. boots ain't much of a closer, though.

 

I heard about a guy in Arizona and some kind of new "massage oil."

 

Now THAT was funny.