Seventh Sign of the Apocalypse: Snooki, book deal

Nah, her book will be titled "My Pet Goat II: I Blew It"

 

There was a line from "Cheers" when Sam and Coach went back to get their GEDs, and Diane offered this compliment, which comes to mind at this blessed moment:

"Finally! You're reading a book whose title does not contain the words 'naughty,' 'hot,' or 'throbbing.'"

Betting this book will contain one of those words. Also betting the ghostwriter will ponder suicide at least once while writing it.

 

Hey, there are novels coming from Lisa Rinna and Nicole Richie. Book writing must be easy!

 

I am to blame, then. I can live with that.

 

Albania
Albania
You border on the Adriatic

 

I'm hoping it's a pop-up book

 

We used to call wedgies "snookies".

But I'm a geezer.

 

And because of gender bias, Snooki will never get as good a review in the NYT as Jonathan Franzen.

 

Very nice cross threading.

 

I feel like, on some level, I can deal with Kim Kardashian, Lauren Conrad and Paris Hilton being famous and getting book deals because they are, in the end, at least attractive. Beauty is subjective, I suppose. But they're all pretty good looking.

Snooki has a beer gut. It's gross. I don't get it. And I've never watched that show outside clips on The Soup.

 

Could there be a package deal with the Justin Bieber story in the works? That's cross-promotion, not cross-breeding, thank goodness!

 

According to this week's OK Magazine, Snooki "almost died" from her battle with anorexia. Surely she deserves a large book advance after overcoming that.