Send Justin Bieber to Kim Jong Il's summer camp!

The pox upon humanity that is Justin Bieber had a contest on his web site to let his fans vote on what country he should tour next. The good folks over at 4chan hacked the voting and, unless millions of teenage girls fight back and retake the power, the winner is North Korea.
I so wish this were a binding vote. Even Kim Jong Il would have this little douchebag shot on site.

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopthepresses/216542/internet-pranksters-attempt-to-send-justin-bieber-tour-to-north-korea/

 

Kim Jong Il taught Cole Hamels how to pwn Chuck Norris

 

I hope Bieber defects to North Korea.

 

What makes you think they'd keep him?

 

Maybe we can make a deal. If they agree to strap him to the top of one of their missiles, they can keep their nukes.

 

Bieber didn't put any place off limits and, of course, Web-based troublemakers took full advantage of the trusting Canadian heartthrob.

Heartthrob? really? I guess if Hanson had their five minutes of being teen heartthrob's Bieber fits into that category. And why the hell did he have to be Canadian. Haven't we paid enough already with the likes of Celine Dion and Anne Murray? Damn I wish this contest was contractually binding.

 

The Canadians apologized for Bryan Adams. All bets are off.

 

Between Adams, Dion and Bieber, they owe us all some extra ham and syrup.

 

Let Canada know Pamela Anderson only counts for the 90s, they need to send something new our way.

 

There IS Rachel McAdams...

 

Wait a minute, Bieber is YOUR fault?

 

Alanis Morrisette naturalized herself, so we're +1.