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Send Justin Bieber to Kim Jong Il's summer camp!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, Jul 6, 2010.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    The pox upon humanity that is Justin Bieber had a contest on his web site to let his fans vote on what country he should tour next. The good folks over at 4chan hacked the voting and, unless millions of teenage girls fight back and retake the power, the winner is North Korea.
    I so wish this were a binding vote. Even Kim Jong Il would have this little douchebag shot on site.

  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Kim Jong Il taught Cole Hamels how to pwn Chuck Norris
  3. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    I hope Bieber defects to North Korea.
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    What makes you think they'd keep him?
  5. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Maybe we can make a deal. If they agree to strap him to the top of one of their missiles, they can keep their nukes.
  6. Beef03

    Beef03 Active Member

    Bieber didn't put any place off limits and, of course, Web-based troublemakers took full advantage of the trusting Canadian heartthrob.

    Heartthrob? really? I guess if Hanson had their five minutes of being teen heartthrob's Bieber fits into that category. And why the hell did he have to be Canadian. Haven't we paid enough already with the likes of Celine Dion and Anne Murray? Damn I wish this contest was contractually binding.
  7. Petrie

    Petrie Guest

    The Canadians apologized for Bryan Adams. All bets are off.
  8. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    Between Adams, Dion and Bieber, they owe us all some extra ham and syrup.
  9. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    Let Canada know Pamela Anderson only counts for the 90s, they need to send something new our way.
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    There IS Rachel McAdams...
  11. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Wait a minute, Bieber is YOUR fault?
  12. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Alanis Morrisette naturalized herself, so we're +1.
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