Semi-annual hot guy thread

Come on Ellis, that is his designer shirt. Why do you have to hate on such a beautiful shirt that all the whores in the world love?

 

My favorite QB



What? Were you expecting Peyton?

 

No, but he is the most disgusting quarterback I've ever seen in real life.
Jesus Christ, he went to Podunk High, he must suck.

 

You're just jealous because Jake can grow a beard and you can't!

 

Now THAT'S a Super Bowl winner.

 

I said HOT guys.

 

Like this one:

 

Where's your hottest qb this week, SC?

 

I could be persuaded to leave Doc for this man. I'm probably not getting laid for awhile for saying that.

 

I wish I could grow a beard like Jake the Snake's, but at least I don't have to claim I am from where he is from. That is just embarrassing for those of you that have been there.

 

I have him locked in the closet. I don't base hotness on wins and losses.

 

I don't either. I base it on his ass. Unfortunately, I can't seem to find a picture of that anywhere on the internet.