Segway company owner dies in Segway accident

It was like 10,000 spoons when all he needed was a knife.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315518/Segway-owner-Jimi-Heselden-dies-riding-machines-cliff.html#ixzz10jjNYfCQ

 

Now that's bad staff work! A new take on Victor Kiam: "I liked the Segway so much, I bought the company! And died on one!"

 

He died riding what he loved...

 

I liked the company so much, I bought the farm.

 

Note to all sportscasters who always use irony instead of coincidence: This is a textbook example of irony.

 

Well, the textbook example of irony would be if he was riding one while trying to prove how safe they were, and that a person would be unlikely to fall off a cliff.

 

I'm going to hell for this. Here is a pic of the guy on his way down.

 

Jim Fixx will now have a roommate in the afterlife ...

Oh, and I laughed out loud at the Wile E. Coyote art. Good pull.

 

Safety tip No. 1: Don't ride your Segway near a cliff.

Guess it was his segue into the afterlife.

 

I just knew this movie would lead people to try dumb stuff with Segway's at home.