Seeing red

No fleas here!

 

If Barack names Hillary his running mate, I'm voting for McCain.

That's how much I hate Hillary.

Then I'm off to Canada. And the rest of you fuckers are on your own.

 

so, the religious right will be voting for the democrat?

 

If they were all voting for McCain, this race wouldn't be so close.

 

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm voting for this guy:

 

no. i believe dumbfucklandia and the south are united.

 

I like how that idea is always floated out there, but it's not like it's ever going to happen.

People that entrenched under the spell of religion aren't going to change their minds very easily, despite all the evidence in front of them.

 

Wait a damn minute!
I was the one who said I was moving to Canada if McCain wins.
I got first dibs on Flash's futon.
The rest of you bastards can sleep outside for all I care.

 

and the heartbreakers will shank you in your kidney while you sleep with the sharp end of a toothbrush.

 

I don't sleep with the sharp end of a toothbrush.

 

you do now, my friend.

 

I rarely speak my mind on political issues. But I will say that if there is another Republican president in office then I will feel the need to move away. But don't anyone leave room for me on the couch. I will head to Mexico, since it's closer.