1. Welcome to SportsJournalists.com, a friendly forum for discussing all things sports and journalism.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register for a free account to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Access to private conversations with other members.
    • Fewer ads.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

Sebastian Bach is a tool

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bubba Fett, Jun 19, 2006.

  1. Bubba Fett

    Bubba Fett Active Member

    At least that's the way Super Group is making him look on a weekly basis.

    Oh, and so far the bad does nothing short of suck.
  2. Dynasty99

    Dynasty99 Member

    I really like this show. Ted Nugent is and will always be my rock hero. He is awesome. Oh and the biohazard guy should go kill himself. But yeah Bach is a tool. I mean he's on the Gilmore Girls...
  3. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Super Group has created this image for him, definitely. I mean before this show I always counted Sabastian Bach as one of the good guys.
  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I agree. Johann Sebastian Bach is a tool.

    Fugue him.
  5. Big Mac

    Big Mac Member

    Out of all those guys, I like Jason Bonham the best. Actually seems to have a touch of class. Don't mind Scott Ian either.
  6. tyler durden 71351

    tyler durden 71351 Active Member

    Scott Ian always struck me as being a cool dude...like he would be the sort of guy it would be fun to hang out with. (Hell, a few years ago he got arrested for sneaking into the Yankees' spring training stadium in Tampa while he was drunk and trying to steal some souvenirs...that's the same sort of shit me and some of my buddies did back in the day.)
  7. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Said Biohazard guy is married to porn star Tera Patrick.

    She must be blind.
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Sorry, dude, but VH-1 had nothing to do with creating this image. Bach is a world-class dumbass. Let thee count the ways:

    --wore the shirt "AIDS kills fags dead" at a concert in 1989 or 1990, shrugged it off with "Well, my grandma just died of cancer, so I'd be pissed too if someone wore a shirt reading 'cancer kills grandmas dead'"
    --threw a bottle at a fan while opening for Aerosmith in 89/90 (he may have had it thrown at him, like many other rock stars, but only a select few jackasses respond by throwing the bottle back)
    --developed the biggest case of LSD (Lead Singer Disease) while fronting Skid Row, to the point that he and the band agreed to part at their nadir in the mid-90s
    --got fired from "Jesus Christ Superstar" on Broadway for being a world-class douchebag
    --verbally abuses fans at his shows who wear "Metal Sludge" t-shirts, since the website Metal Sludge always mocks Bach for being a clueless dipshit...he used to just go ballistic when fans sporting the shirts would try to get a picture with him (thereby earning an award from Sludge, boy, I have no life), but now he yells at people who are even WEARING the shirts at his shows and asks security to usher them out
    --of course, he should be begging people to come out to see him, considering he's released one album--a live one, at that, consisting of Skid Row hits--since he went solo
    --says as if it's a fact that he's sold 20 million records, which is patently impossible. The first Skid Row album sold about five or six million copies, the second a couple million and the third about 35,000. Even assuming they sold like hotcakes worldwide, it's impossible to believe the band sold twice as much around the world as they did in America at the peak of hair metal

    He's just bitter because he and the rest of the guys got snookered but good by Jon Bon Jovi, who signed the band and, being the cutthroat businessman he is, made sure to grab a huge percentage of the royalties. The first album was one of the top sellers of the late '80s but the guys in the band got almost nothing from it.

    The guy's such a badass, he's on Gilmore Girls. And I'm a big fan of the show and his role. But when he's playing a married-with-children small-town musician slumming with a bunch of college kids, he's not getting the irony.
  9. John Parker

    John Parker New Member

    They should just get rid of Bach (who is making an ass of himself BY himself - no help from the producers) and let his very attractive wife front the band ... And a good gimmick would be for her and Tera Patrick (Evan Seinfeld's wife) to kiss during each show! It's a can't-miss I tell you a can't-miss!
  10. Driver 8

    Driver 8 Member

    Savage Animal!
  11. Fly

    Fly Well-Known Member

  12. Girlinthehood

    Girlinthehood Member

    At least Bach has NHL ties -- his brother is goalie Zac Bierk -- so he has that going for him.
Draft saved Draft deleted

Share This Page