Sebastian Bach is a tool

At least that's the way Super Group is making him look on a weekly basis.

Oh, and so far the bad does nothing short of suck.

 

I really like this show. Ted Nugent is and will always be my rock hero. He is awesome. Oh and the biohazard guy should go kill himself. But yeah Bach is a tool. I mean he's on the Gilmore Girls...

 

Super Group has created this image for him, definitely. I mean before this show I always counted Sabastian Bach as one of the good guys.

 

I agree. Johann Sebastian Bach is a tool.

Fugue him.

 

Out of all those guys, I like Jason Bonham the best. Actually seems to have a touch of class. Don't mind Scott Ian either.

 

Scott Ian always struck me as being a cool dude...like he would be the sort of guy it would be fun to hang out with. (Hell, a few years ago he got arrested for sneaking into the Yankees' spring training stadium in Tampa while he was drunk and trying to steal some souvenirs...that's the same sort of shit me and some of my buddies did back in the day.)

 

Said Biohazard guy is married to porn star Tera Patrick.

She must be blind.

 

Sorry, dude, but VH-1 had nothing to do with creating this image. Bach is a world-class dumbass. Let thee count the ways:

--wore the shirt "AIDS kills fags dead" at a concert in 1989 or 1990, shrugged it off with "Well, my grandma just died of cancer, so I'd be pissed too if someone wore a shirt reading 'cancer kills grandmas dead'"
--threw a bottle at a fan while opening for Aerosmith in 89/90 (he may have had it thrown at him, like many other rock stars, but only a select few jackasses respond by throwing the bottle back)
--developed the biggest case of LSD (Lead Singer Disease) while fronting Skid Row, to the point that he and the band agreed to part at their nadir in the mid-90s
--got fired from "Jesus Christ Superstar" on Broadway for being a world-class douchebag
--verbally abuses fans at his shows who wear "Metal Sludge" t-shirts, since the website Metal Sludge always mocks Bach for being a clueless dipshit...he used to just go ballistic when fans sporting the shirts would try to get a picture with him (thereby earning an award from Sludge, boy, I have no life), but now he yells at people who are even WEARING the shirts at his shows and asks security to usher them out
--of course, he should be begging people to come out to see him, considering he's released one album--a live one, at that, consisting of Skid Row hits--since he went solo
--says as if it's a fact that he's sold 20 million records, which is patently impossible. The first Skid Row album sold about five or six million copies, the second a couple million and the third about 35,000. Even assuming they sold like hotcakes worldwide, it's impossible to believe the band sold twice as much around the world as they did in America at the peak of hair metal

He's just bitter because he and the rest of the guys got snookered but good by Jon Bon Jovi, who signed the band and, being the cutthroat businessman he is, made sure to grab a huge percentage of the royalties. The first album was one of the top sellers of the late '80s but the guys in the band got almost nothing from it.

The guy's such a badass, he's on Gilmore Girls. And I'm a big fan of the show and his role. But when he's playing a married-with-children small-town musician slumming with a bunch of college kids, he's not getting the irony.

 

They should just get rid of Bach (who is making an ass of himself BY himself - no help from the producers) and let his very attractive wife front the band ... And a good gimmick would be for her and Tera Patrick (Evan Seinfeld's wife) to kiss during each show! It's a can't-miss I tell you a can't-miss!

 

Savage Animal!

 

Celebutard!

 

At least Bach has NHL ties -- his brother is goalie Zac Bierk -- so he has that going for him.