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Sean Preston-Suri Cruise talk

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dog428, Jul 25, 2006.

  1. dog428

    dog428 Active Member

    Pretty funny blog from the Washington Post.


    Sean Preston: Yo Suri! Wazzup?

    Suri: Sean! I'm just chillin' and trying to clear my latest engrams (painful memories). My daddy was dancing around in his underwear and screaming “You're dangerous, Maverick!” into the mirror. Mommy then mistakenly yelled, “Be quiet Dawson!” and it went downhill from there.

    Sean Preston: At least your dad is in his underwear. My folks walk around the house naked and make up raps like:
    We're country y'all, and we've hit the wall;
    Cuz we got no chance, to make people dance;
    But we don't care, so we walk around bare

    It will all be good for some intensive psychotherapy later. Oops, sorry Suri, I'm not supposed to use the p-word around you.

    Suri: That's O.K. I've already arranged for a team of psychiatrists to help me whenever I get out of this place.
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