Scream alert! Encore Pacific

Just started, so you can see perky Drew Barrymore meet a bloody end.

This opening scene is outstanding. What a way to set the tone.

Whole movie is great...a desert island disc if I've ever seen one.

 

Wow. This movie is on so fucking much, how has this thread eluded us before now?

 

Because every time I channel surf it's already halfway over!

fun fact: Wes Craven and Co. had to re-edit the scene where Drew is hanging from the tree multiple times in order to get an R. It was originally NC-17.

 

I'd settle for PG-13 with Neve Campbell.

 

No, goddamnit, back then she was on a no nudity kick, so it was Denise Richards who had champagne poured all over her chest. Rotten lousy no good...wait. Come to think of it, we all won there.

 

I was going to try to trick you guys by embedding Kevin Bacon's unit in a post, mislabeling it and laughing at your horror. But I couldn't find a pic of it. I don't know what's worse: That I actively went searching for Kevin Bacon's cock, or that I was mildly disappointed when I couldn't find it.

 

The entire exercise is an experiment in fail.

May God have mercy on your Kevin Bacon cock seeking soul.

 

Sly Heathers nod upcoming.

 

I apologize. Here's a pic of Denise Richards to make up for it. NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You motherfucker.

That shit is not cool.

No smiley faces for you Doc. This is war.

 

Great. Now I'll be going to bed thinking about Kevin Bacon's ass.

Just another Sunday, I guess. ...

 

After you see this 100 times, you realize you should have seen the twists coming.

But the first time I saw this, it really delivered the goods.