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Scorched colon. Ouch.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Ledbetter, Nov 9, 2006.

  1. And what a barrel of laughs he was.
  2. Bill Horton

    Bill Horton Active Member

    The man spent a lot of time studying really big, slow, tedious turtles.
    He was either really:
    1) patient
    2) bored
    3) boring
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I really hate to disagree with you Mr. Bastard, but I assume are are forgetting Benny Hill.
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    That's where my wife met me.
  5. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    How long before it's an ER episode?
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Kid in the town next to my hometown killed himself trying to imitate Jackass. Nobody was surprised. That town is straight out of Deliverance.
  7. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Unfortunately ... it's been done ...

    It also confirms for me the theory that boys are dumb.
  8. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    That story gave me the red ass! (drum roll)

    Fire in the hole! (drum roll)

    What an asshole! I mean, WHAT AN ASSHOLE! (drum roll)

    God I hate Vaudevillian humor. Better stick with what I know.
  9. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Porn movie title appropriate for this thread:

    Stop, My Ass Is On Fire!

    And Bubbs ... you, sir, are a pain in the ass. :D
  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Or, you could go another way and have an anal porn star named Uncle Sam Firecracker.

    Uncle Sam Firecracker in ... Porn On The Fourth Of July II: The Anal Chronicles

    You'll be whistling more than Dixie out of your asshole when Uncle Sam salutes our troops in Iraq in his own special way, by planting his flag into every anal crevice that's patriotic enough to wave itself at his explosive girth.

    Uncle Sam Firecracker wants you! ... to bend over, so he can light your ass up with a grand finale you'll never forget! Think Pop Rocks, a few drops of strategically placed fizzy pop, and Uncle Sam handles the rest!

    Buy in now on DVD! Or wait 15 minutes for it to appear on Cinemax.
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