Scoop on tennis

Really?

I mean ...

Really?

Here's all you need to read. Wrap your mind around this graf:

And the rest:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/060828

Mamma mia.

 

Roddick has a Slam and is fucking Sharapova.

Scoop just sucks.

Game, set, match, Mr. Roddick.

 

Roddick might be overhyped, but I wouldn't say he is overrated.

Since most people recognize that there's Federer, Nadal and everyone else a decent ways back, I don't think anyone is really overrated right now.

 

That's some purty writin', right there.

But when I think tennis, I think Scoop Jackson.

 

What he said.

 

don't forget mr. roddick has gone out drinking with one hoops mccann

 

Well that just pushes him over the edge of coolness then

 

indeed

 

OK. This passage deserved its time in the sun, too:

 

Am sure he rates that above boinking Sharapova

 

Roddick has been more of a disappointment (if you want to call it that) than Hewitt, who has no real weapons other than his ability to play great defense and get into an opponent's head.

Why am I commenting on this crap?

 

That's actually not an awful piece of writing. I would not have guessed Scoop was capable of stringing those sentences together.