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Scholar: Moses was on drugs

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Mar 4, 2008.

  1. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    I'm agnostic, so I have no opinion :)


  2. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    God wants you to use drugs.
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Nancy Reagan is, therefore, the anti-Christ?
  4. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    It goes without saying, both she and Nick you-know...
  6. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Moses Malone was on drugs? Edwin Moses? Moises Alou?
  7. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  8. beardpuller

    beardpuller Active Member

    "High on Mount Sanai."
  9. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    What do you think was in those tablets.
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Could have been X, according to those rarely disseminated etchings of Moses sucking on a candy pacifier.
  11. MartinEnigmatica

    MartinEnigmatica Active Member

    It's said that Moses then giggled his way down the mountain at 2 a.m., settled into a hut, ate an entire bag of Manna, then slept till 1 in the afternoon.
  12. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    MOSES:(loudly) "I give to you these fifteen..."
    (drops tablet, tablet breaks)
    (mutters) "Oy." (pause)
    (loudly) "Ten! Ten Commandments..."

    No wonder he was all fumble-fingers.
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