Scent trumps journalism?

"What the hell is that smell??"

 

Good thing she didn't wear tuna perfume.

Jeez Louise, it's a little internet thing which back in the pica pole days we called a "brite" in print. No need to stroke out over it.

 

Not ever story you write has to lead to an elected official being ousted from office on corruption charges.

You're a story teller. You told an interesting, albeit not-so-important, story.

I know that if I didn't cover preps, I'd rarely read most preps gamers. But if I read a couple grafs of this perfume thing, I'd probably be interested, and you know that story would stick in my head and make me want to smell some of the stuff the next time I went through a department store in the mall. I'm sure you'll get a lot or readers, particularly the ones who don't usually bother with preps coverage.