Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds - kaput

Dibs on Scarlett. She can cry on my shoulder.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20449544,00.html

I also have dibs on Vanessa Hudgens, who split earlier this week from Zac Efron. I'd call dibs on Liz Hurley, whose marriage is also newly over, but she has reportedly already moved on.

This is clearly a tough time to be a "beautiful couple."

 

Scarlett, darling, call me if you need to talk. My phone is always on.

 

That's kinda hot.

 

*looks at avatar* With or without the penguin suit?

 

That didn't last long. Too bad they didn't reproduce and have several daughters that we could think nasty thoughts about in 20 years.

I would have to think those two would have pretty decent-looking kids.

 

And loving it.

 

Also, Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter from "Dexter" announced their divorce today -- after two years of marriage.

'Tis the season to be merry!

/"Mary, that's my name!" Griswold: "No shit?"

 

Hopefully, Jennifer won't end up on his table.

 

Double -- almost triple -- dibs. That's kinda greedy.

 

Consider the source, but this is still a pretty good Scarlett story...

About a year or so ago, Mr. Skin was on Stern and he told a story about how he had met a costume person who had worked on two of Scarlett's films and had to dress her and obviously had seen her in various stages of undress.

He said, "The best real tits I've ever seen in 20 years of working in Hollywood."

 

99 out of every 100 women I interact with are crazy... Batsh!t crazy. Some just hide it better than others but no one can forever.

File this under the "no matter how hot they are, there is a man plotting to leave her crazy @ss someday" section.