Say it ain't so Natalie Gulbis

I bet JR understand it.

 

You never know. JR looks for reasons to be offended.

 

Forgot the blue font.
I understand what "branding" is. It enters into weasewordland when you use it to refer to individuals. Worse, when inviduals refer themselves as a brand.

 

JR -- Setting righties right since 1999.

 

Few are aware that in a previous life, JR wrote vision statements for Branding Centres of Excellence....

 

Don't forget mission statements.

I practically invented the phrase used by almost every corporation in their mission statements:

"To exceed our customers' expectations".

I can talk corporatespeak as good as the next guy.

Wanna partner up?

 

It's got some potential. Bet we could change some mindsets.

Oh, and definitely shift some paradigms.

 

"And what amazing posture"

 

I thought this thread was about Natalie Gulbis being engaged. I suppose I should be relieved that it's not the case.
For some reason, I prefer Lorena Ochoa.