"Say Fred, hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic and the colored women who go golfing..."

Of course it ends with the cops being called on the black people for the tier one misdemeanor of...slow play.

Pennsyltucky once again showing why it's Alabama with snow. A fivesome (which was permitted by the course ranger) of older black females tee off at a golf club near York. On the second hole (!!!!!) they were approached about slow play and then were asked to leave at the turn while taking a break. Club owners, who initially wanted to meet with the ejected party, now seem to be doubling down on their 'policy."


WATCH: Black women allege discrimination when police are called over slow play

 

LOL - second hole.

Oh, they're black. I get it.

 

The second hole does indeed make this one perfect. My God. They must have combined to shoot 100 on the first hole!

 

Probably had the Count Basie Orchestra near a sand trap ready and warmed to play April in Paris on the 520-yard par-5 sixth hole.

 

Were they taking selfies on the first green? Because then I can see it. Otherwise.... jesus fucking christ.

 

"The golfers are ni..DONG!!!" "What did he say?" He said the golfers are near!"

And these women are in their 50s. Don't see much selfie-taking in that age range. Or at least not as much.

 

@doctorquant , you ever been warned for slow play on the second hole?

 

I’ve been warned about slow play on the first tee.

 

Probably had an Ori

Spoiler

ole fan

driving the cart.

 

If we called the police every time we wanted to ding someone for slow play at one of our events, the cops would never leave the course.

 

Ben Crane better stay out of "three strikes" states in the future.

 

Let's just get rid of golf altogether.