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Sara Jane Moore free

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Boomer7, Dec 31, 2007.

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  1. finishthehat

    finishthehat Active Member

    The relevant part of "The Gun Song" from Stephen Sondheim's "Assassins":

    [SARA JANE MOORE]
    I got this really great gun-
    Shit, where is it?
    No, it's really great --
    Wait --

    Shit, where is it?
    Anyway
    It's just a .38 --
    But --
    It's a gun.
    You can make a statement
    [Looks in purse, pulls out a hairibrush] Wrong!
    With a gun --
    Even if you fail.

    It tells 'em who you are
    Where you stand.
    This one was on sale.
    It -- no not the shoe --
    Well, actually the shoe was, too.

    [Looks in purse] No, that's not it --
    Shit, I had it here --
    Got it!

    Yeah! There it is! And-

    [JOHN WILKES BOOTH, CHARLES J. GUITEAU, LEON CZOLGOSZ]
    All you have to do
    Is crook your little finger,
    Hook your little finger 'round-

    [Gun goes off] [MOORE]
    Shit, I shot it...

    [BOOTH, GUITEAU, CZOLGOSZ]
    -- And you can change the world
     
    finishthehat, Jan 2, 2008
    #25
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Where did Rich Rodriguez finish in the voting?
     
    Armchair_QB, Jan 2, 2008
    #26
  3. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Except for the tiny detail about how neither of them actually killed anyone.
     
    Double J, Jan 2, 2008
    #27
  4. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Trying and failing doesn't instill much confidence
     
    heyabbott, Jan 2, 2008
    #28
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