Santana trade official

Santana vs Olsen

I think that will be the opening day match-up with the Mets vs Marlins.


Then mark it down, Santana will get shelled on April 19th in the schedule holds up. Mets visit Citizens Bank Park.

 

Didn't Pohlad nearly take a buyout from MLB and fold the Twins before the last labor agreement? And wasn't there a clause in that last agreement that the union wouldn't object to contraction after a certain year?

 

A good question for both men to answer.



This photo was just too funny. I think OOP is the one without a shirt, since there's a sycophant on the right cheering him getting pummeled.

 

I look better than that with my shirt off.

 

Cy Young winners won't get shelled by the Phillies. And Santana is your 2008 National League Cy Young winner.

 

If it makes you feel any better, Zeke, if I owned the Twins, I'd have given Santana $20 million for seven years.

 

Mike, I'm so pissed right now, I'm not even gonna make a joke about how if I owned your dick, I would use it.

That's how pissed I am right now.

 

He was in the Houston and Marlins organization before the Twins.

 

I appreciate it, Zeke. That was so nice of you. You know what? I'm going to grab another beer and drink it for you.

 

Thanks, buddy.

 

Are you a Timberwolves fan, too, Zeke? I was a proud Minnesota fan until last offseason when they gave up on Garnett -- and, effectively, this season. A story I read, probably from the AP, mentioned Santana's departure along with Garnett's and Moss'. I wonder if it says anything about the pro sports in Minnesota or just a string of bad luck.

 

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