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S--t, shower and shave survey -- same routine for all guys?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by goalmouth, Apr 10, 2008.

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What's your morning routine?

  1. Shit, shower and shave

    32 vote(s)
    49.2%

  2. Shave, shit and shower

    4 vote(s)
    6.2%

  3. Shit, shave and shower

    23 vote(s)
    35.4%

  4. Shower, shit, and shave

    1 vote(s)
    1.5%

  5. Eats shits and leaves

    5 vote(s)
    7.7%
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  1. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Outing alert: Inky_Wretch looks like:

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    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
    forever_town, Apr 10, 2008
    #61
  2. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    I've done so a little more recently. It was overrated, I don't think anyone cared and it's hell on my face. So back to normality ... at least my twisted version of it.
     
    Sam Mills 51, Apr 10, 2008
    #62
  3. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    "S.S. Browntrout"

    Fucking priceless.
     
    Chef, Apr 10, 2008
    #63
  4. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Exactly why I have to stop reading this thread at work with the 50-year-old women.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Apr 10, 2008
    #64
  5. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Nah, townie, it's more like this (sans the uni-brow and French accent) ...

    [​IMG]
     
    Inky_Wretch, Apr 10, 2008
    #65
  6. Tommy_Dreamer

    Tommy_Dreamer Well-Known Member

    Dude, that's the funniest, most disturbing thing I've read in awhile. Damn, can't stop laughing.

    And for me it's shit, shower shave
     
    Tommy_Dreamer, Apr 10, 2008
    #66
  7. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Sort of on topic, does anybody know a person who has gone the laser facial hair removal route? I heard a commercial for it the other day and was intrigued because I hate shaving so damn much.
     
    Diabeetus, Apr 10, 2008
    #67
  8. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    One day, I'm going to grow a Scott Niedermayer-esque playoff beard.

    [​IMG]
     
    hockeybeat, Apr 10, 2008
    #68
  9. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    That is a glorious beard. Just the right mixture of gray and fullness.
     
    Inky_Wretch, Apr 10, 2008
    #69
  10. Flip Wilson

    Flip Wilson Well-Known Member

    I usually shave in the evening, sitting in the den in front of a fan. I have a cordless electric shaver, and it takes forever. Usually a couple, maybe three, times a week. Luckily, the unstated dress code here is pretty casual.
     
    Flip Wilson, Apr 10, 2008
    #70
  11. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Well, I'll tell ya, I tried the shower-then-shave routine for the first time EVER today and it worked like a charm. Didn't cut myself once. With the old way (shave first), I bled for 10 minutes if I didn't immediately get in the shower.

    I'm officially converted. Thanks, SportsJournalists.com!
     
    Steak Snabler, Apr 10, 2008
    #71
  12. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    I don't have a morning routine. I usually wake up around noon.
     
    Oz, Apr 10, 2008
    #72
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