S--t, shower and shave survey -- same routine for all guys?

Outing Alert: BYH is Patch Adams ... and he graduated after his turf-and-turf meal. :-X

 

They do poop, Mike.

It just doesn't stink.

 

Roses, F_B. Roses.

 

The following is a true story. During my four-year relationship with this girl, from my junior year of high school to my junior year of college, I noticed very few "gross" things emanate from her. I'm fairly sure she farted (audibly) twice in front of me -- both in bed (literally, just laying in bed; not during or after sex ... that was me), even though she'll probably deny it to this day. And, I don't know why, but I never thought of her going to the bathroom. It wasn't like, "I wonder where she is ... oh, probably taking a dump." I just didn't think that way with her. And we certainly didn't talk about it.

But about a week after we broke up for good and she started dating someone else, and I began talking to another woman -- who I'd begin to date a month later -- I went to her room. She had a bathroom inside it, and when I walked in, she was coming out of the bathroom. And, boy did it smell like rotten death. I always took that moment as a sign. I thought she was perfect before then, and she wasn't: She smells just like the rest of us. And she was a really, really big whore.

 

Whores build character Mikey.

 

Among other growths.

 

Such as their own bank accounts.